Arnie walks into Chinese Restaurant!

Scene: Arnie eats at a Chinese Restaurant with his friends and is at the counter to pay his Bill. The man behind the counter comes up wearing a white t-shirt with "BILL" written on it in RED.
Arnie: I would like to pay for my dish ONLY!
Chinese Guy: (Rude Tone) We don't SPLIT BILL here.
Arnie uses a chain saw and rips the man in half.
Arnie (One Liner) : "They do now!!"

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