Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Arnie walks into Chinese Restaurant!


Scene: Arnie eats at a Chinese Restaurant with his friends and is at the counter to pay his Bill. The man behind the counter comes up wearing a white t-shirt with "BILL" written on it in RED.

Arnie: I would like to pay for my dish ONLY!
Chinese Guy: (Rude Tone) We don't SPLIT BILL here.

Arnie uses a chain saw and rips the man in half.

Arnie (One Liner) :
"They do now!!"

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