Arnie Vs The IT Manager

Scene: Arnie is confronted by an ambitious I.T project manager who wants to move up the "corporate ladder".
Arnie grabs a chair with steel legs and impales the IT manager with it's legs. The manager is lying dead on the floor with a chair through him and a coworker walks up to Arnie and says:

Co-worker: What happened here?
Arnie (One Liner): "He just got promoted to CHAIRMAN!"